Wanna get kinky? Urine luckCould John and Jen be hitting a lull in their sex life? Snoops for The National Enquirer saw the pair shopping in upscale smut shop The Pleasure Chest in Hollywood, getting all hot and bothered over little items like handcuffs, a Kama Sutra book and edible candy underthings. Once they were all stocked up on the necessary props, Jen stepped outside to suck on a cancer stick while John went to the register.
Here's where it gets really funny. Sources say when she came back in, the role-playing started. Jen pretended to be a stranger, asking him if he shopped there often, and John played right into it, saying, "No, but I've noticed a lot of beautiful women shop here." He usually waits for them out in the parking lot, but that's OK. She was afraid to leave him alone for more than five minutes in case someone younger and prettier strolled in.
Anyway, after a little more back-and-forth, the couple left for an afternoon of in-and-out. I wonder if their role-playing included any of the water sports Mayer was once notorious for. Somehow I doubt he's the one calling the shots here, though. I can just picture him trussed up like a turkey while Norman pisses in his shoes.
