and your little dog, too.
We tried to warn you about her.
We said she was a small-minded, self-centered creature of little worth who keeps lucking (or is it ****ing) her way into A-list projects.
Justin was one of the lucky ones - he got away with his falsetto intact. That surfer boy, Kelly something or another, lost all of his hair. And now she's sunken her claws into another woman's betrothed.
That which should not reproduce has swiped Minnie Driver's fiance. Poor Minnie, who seems to take it in the teeth time and time again, most memorably by Matt Damon on national TV. She just seems to be one of those girls who's drawn to trashy guys. The guy in question is none other than Criss Angel, the little goth boy currently playing smell my finger with the voice of Fiona.
Gimli Diaz, on the other hand, flits through her days feeling prettier and more privileged than the rest of us. Here's to hoping she chokes (gags?) on her next casting call.
