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I Don't Think Anna Wintour Likes Charlize Theron

Is it because she doesn't like Charlize's dress? Or did she bogart the apple bong again? Anna hates it when you do that.
Touch me again and I'll hurt Stuart real badTouch me again and I'll hurt Stuart real bad
Look at the murderous rage in Anna's eyes. Her jaw is clenched so tightly the tendons in her neck are strung tighter than a Conde Nast expense account. Her biceps are almost as flared as her nostrils, and her entire posture screams, "Don't touch me!".

Rumor has it that just moments before this picture was taken, Charlize removed all the toilet paper rolls from the bathroom right before Anna went in. Charlize didn't want to be photographed with Anna either, and figured passive aggressive was the safest bet. Unfortunately for Charlize, that only provoked the little bowl-headed demon. She wiped her hands on the washroom attendants and stormed out.

Word on the street is that Anna was last seen heading to an S&M dungeon in Alphabet City with Charlize's long-term guy, Stuart Townsend, following along faithfully. When last seen, Stuart was getting fitted for his very own black latex Gaultier jumpsuit and matching Prada ballgag.

 
 

 

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