Heidi must have forgotten cameras were rolling, because you can see "get your slimy arms off me you mealy--mouthed little twit" all over her face. The gondolier looks like somebody just dropped dog poop on his shiny new boat.
Hold your money honey tight
Before you start thinking that Spencer actually treated his fiancee to a proper romantic getaway, this shot was taken at the Venetian Las Vegas. Dreamy. Spencer and his glow-in-the-dark Chiclet teeth are hard at work, trying to emote that "vacation of a lifetime" mood, while Heidi seems less than impressed that a Pete Doherty look-alike is pushing them around the moat in a dinghy.
Stay tuned next week as we bring you shots from Heidi and Spencer's trip to the doctor, where they explore that penile implant procedure that Spence has been dreaming about. Once he's got a suitable rod he can finally hang some beef curtains of his own.
