Damn, girl. You've got too much happy for one person. Why don't you share some of that around?
Face too tight ... can't blinkTeri can't understand why all the men standing around her are laughing. They're all special friends of Ryan Seacrest, who just told them that kissing Teri was like eating live octopus - once she latched on he had a helluva time peeling her off. But peel her off he did, like the sad procession of men who have followed.
Teri used to be way up there on the wish list for a lot of guys back in her Lois Lane/Radio Shack days, but those days are well behind her now. Since her ten-year marriage ended, she has been probably the unluckiest-in-love lady in Hollywood, with the possible exception of Jessica Simpson. They're both equally pathetic.
Teri's stuck in that vicious Botox circle - when she gets it she looks too tight, when she doesn't she looks like a sun-dried raisin - and is probably pretty ... well, desperate by now to find a man, especially since her castmates are all madly in love and/or married. The tension when Teri walks on set must be brutal. Everybody has to look all serious or she'll run off crying to her trailer again.
