I could never understand why people would want to have sex in a public bathroom. It's cramped, smelly and unless you're in a five-star resort, germ-ridden. But I guess if you're socked away up in the mountains of Utah, you have to get it where you can.
Chalk up another one, LiloLindsay can now add the title of "homewrecker" to her stagnating resume. Insiders report that Lindsay had toilet sex with one Tony Allen, a 40-year-old wannabe rocker who was also at Cirque Lodge. Unlike the rumors about her fetish for small kitchen appliances, this one appears to have a grain of truth, at least according to Tony's billionaire wife, who has kicked him to the curb after hearing of it. Tony supposedly bragged to his friends about his "conquest" (like it was so hard) in a bar after his release. I guess his rehab was successful if he's already back in a bar.
If Lindsay's hard up for some good lovin', though, she can take heart. Richie Sambora was admitted to Cirque Lodge just last week. After getting away from Denise Richards with his testes intact, though, I'd imagine he'd be a little gun shy. I just hope he's got the good sense not to be lured by the spell of the firecrotch. He seems like a nice man and he's been through so much already.
