She looks ready to roll, doesn't she?
V is for Vicodin, Valium and Vegas, baby.
How long do you think it will take her to fall off the wagon this time? Last time she got out of rehab she was swilling vodka and blowing rails before nightfall ... with Mom right there by her side, of course.
Lindsay's been all smiles this week. And why not? She was only sentenced to one day in jail after her second arrest for DUI and coke possession, and if it's anything like the break they gave Nicole Richie, she won't even have time to finish a cup of coffee before they release her.
Think she learned a lesson? I doubt it. The grin on that face doesn't look like remorse; it looks more like, "See, I told you I'd get away with it. See you at Hyde, bitches."
She'll be pickled by Monday, arrested by Wednesday if past behavior is any indication. Maybe she can hook up with Kiefer Sutherland.
