Not as sad as she appearsYou'd swear she did it on purpose. A good fingerbangin' is so hard to find, but maybe she thought she could score with wall-to-wall ladymeat. Or maybe she thought she was too much of a celebrity to actually serve real time. Guess again, little manly girl.
In actuality, Michelle deserves to get locked up. With multiple violations for speeding and drunk driving, she's lucky she didn't hurt or kill someone. And even when they gave her a break and sentenced her to probation and community service, she couldn't even do that right. In a statement the LA County DA said Michelle "admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device." Failed to provide proof of completion? More like lied and provided false documentation; it was proven that on one of the days she claimed to be doing service in LA, she was in New York. Oopsie!
Michelle's former lawyer blamed a clerical error for this slip-up; her new lawyer knew enough to decline comment. What's done is done. Michelle must report to begin her sentence on December 24. Do you think she'll bring some mistletoe? Perhaps edible underwear and some nipple clamps - she looks like she likes it rough. The judge also ordered that she complete her entire sentence, barring any early release, and complete thirty days of roadside clean-up duty. Think she'll come out with a knitted poncho or a perforated taco?
