Can't keep upKate needs to take a few lessons from her mother, who's been playing the adorable ditz card - successfully - for about 40 years. And while Goldie seemed happy to settle down with Kurt, Kate shows no signs of slowing down. She's been getting more tail than Brody Jenner lately.
First there was Dax Shepard, interspersed with a quick European jaunt with billionaire Ron Burkle. I guess the rumors about Burkle being a dud in the sack are true, because it only lasted a weekend. Then she was spotted necking with Dax in the noodle aisle, right around the time Owen tried to commit suicide.
Sadly, the Dax soon went the way of the Burkle and the Butterscotch, as Kate was spotted canoodling with Orlando Bloom Halloween night. That event marked a serious decline in the quality of man flesh Kate's pounding. Last week Kate was said to be either "passionately kissing" or "amiably chatting" with creepy Heath Ledger. He is just the grossness, but apparently not gross enough. Kate has reportedly been seen in the company of Jonny Borell, Kirsten Dunst's ex. Eww! Who's next? Pete Doherty? Pete Wentz? I have to go wash my keyboard now.
