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Meet the New Federlines: Cash Warren Hits Sperm Lottery, Will Never Have to Work Again

Can I get a Ferrari now?Can I get a Ferrari now?Don't let the publicists fool you. This child was not conceived for love. With her acting career heading nowhere fast, the thoroughly unpleasant, hopelessly untalented Alba was running out of options to keep her high, tight ass in the limelight. So what's an aging pinup model to do? Simple - have a baby. Bump is the new black in Hollywood.

In the meantime, her beau, Cash Warren, has been secretly elated. He almost lost out on his meal ticket when Jessica broke up with him for a while last year, but he's managed to worm his way back into her good graces. He hasn't held a job since they've been together. Now he may never have to work again ... and Jessica may never be able to get rid of him.

I used to like Jessica when she first came out in Dark Angel. Since that auspicious start she's wasted no time letting everyone around her know that she's a foul-tempered, self-centered bitch, and now I can't stand the sight of her. I'm looking forward to seeing her grow hugely, miserably uncomfortable as she adjusts to people staring at her ass for a whole new reason. Looking less than thrilledLooking less than thrilled

 

your sad and pathetic. I

your sad and pathetic. I have actually hung out with Jessica in Paris is she was really sweet. Why do you waste time writing such hatefule things. Actually? why am I wasting my time writing to someone like you?? have a nice life!

Did Jessica Alba hurt you in

Did Jessica Alba hurt you in any way? By, like, not signing her autograph or something? I find it amazing that any one would dedicate this much time and energy to someone they dislike so much. I can understand when people who love stars create websites, but this? She does not even know you exist. Please consider getting a new, healthier hobby, one that has your interests, not your dislikes, as center.

 

 

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