The Clooney beckonsI knew my George wouldn't deny us forever. He does like to tease, but when he's done playing, watch out! Brad knows, and he'd tell you, too, but then Angie would bitch slap him around the kitchen again.
George's secret fondness for liberally ventilated undergarments came about in a chat with USA Today about being responsible with one's fame. He explained that with fame comes the financial security that allows him and others like him to give back to a world that's given them so much.
George realizes that not everyone who's made it big sees things the same way. "What should you do with all this kind of attention?" Clooney asks coyly. "Should you get out of a car without wearing underwear?" His Royal Hotness said that while it's not likely to happen soon, he's got what it takes. "You've never seen me. I look fantastic." Indeed he does. Clooney, like Sean Connery, just gets sexier as he gets older. And he can so beat Fabio's ass.
