Wider ... wider ... now swallowBecause really, flexibility is key, especially when you're working with such a limited skill set.
But work it Kim does, keeping her bountiful bodice and big, round ass in front of the cameras at all costs. Nothing is too cheap for Kim. Sex tape? No problem - just deny it publicly while closing a million-dollar deal privately. Need a little attention? Fake a robbery at the airport.
Once content to be Paris Hilton's unspoken sidekick, Kim is quite content to throw her considerable weight around the club scene these days. She doesn't have to worry. If things get out of hand, she can always call her Amazon sister, Khloe, in to beat their asses. I hear even the bouncers won't mess with her.
Where will Kim be in ten years? Probably not happily married; the kind of guys she likes to pin down with her massive backside are not the marrying kind, but she'll probably end up with at least a kid or two. It'll give her something to do in between trust fund disbursements.
