It's true! I saw it!And no, it's not what you think. I said Tom Cruise, not Larry Craig. You guys are just sick.
A lot of celebrities take their security to the bathroom, but usually they station them outside the door so that everyday citizens can't see what they're up to in there. But those are the celebrities who are obviously using the restroom for nefarious means, something the teeny little action star has never been known for. Who needs drugs when you've got Xenu, right?
Little Tommy takes his bodyguard into the bathroom with him, though, and has him stand guard while he does his little tinkles ... because he doesn't want anyone to see what he's packing below the belt. Trust me, it's not because he needs help cramming it back into his pants. If anything, he might need help actually locating the tiny little fella.
Recently, one of those mysterious inside sources happened to be in the washroom in an LA restaurant when Cruise came in to drain his pocket newt. In addition to being overly protective of his genitals, the source said Tom washed his hands "as fastidiously and thoroughly as a surgeon preparing for surgery. He must have washed his hands for at least 5 minutes." You would, too, if you had to touch that thing.
