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Excessive Botox Use Causes Uncontrollable Cravings For Girl Scout Cookies

You people are ANIMALS! Get away!You people are ANIMALS! Get away!Look at what Vanessa Williams and her ex-husband, Rick Fox, are doing to their daughter.

Ever since Vanessa started using Botox to smooth out those annoying fine lines on her five-head, her behavior has become erratic. Friends and family couldn't figure out what was causing the normally sweet actress to rant and rave every year, but careful research and tracking have finally narrowed down all the options to the only one viable: It's the cookies. Thin Mints. Do-Si-Dos. Trefoils. Tagalongs. Just the mere mention, the slightest scent on the breeze, and Vanessa's out for blood. Not even Rick's mad NBA skills were a match for her determination to lay into a box of those wholesome little treats.

Lately, Rick's friends and family have noticed a slight change in his behavior, a certain sharpness toward little girls in green uniforms. Has Rick grown tired of Vanessa's constant gloating over her shiny smooth face and taken the plunge himself? Only time (and a cookie tally) will tell.

 
 

 

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