I've got SUCH cotton mouth
I don't know. She looks like the Village Idiot in this picture. Are they absolutely sure her parents aren't closely related? For a hoity-toity British girl she's got all the social graces of a windblown sheep. Is there such a thing? If there is, it would have the same dimbulb blank stare and goofy stoner grin.
Mischa released some new movie this week in which she flashes her soap-in-a-sock titties and mashed flat ass. Remember Mischa in her OC days, when she swore she'd never do nude roles? That didn't last long. Once your bank account starts to run low and your agent stops returning your calls, a decision has to be made: get naked for movie roles or get naked for lap dances and beer-soaked singles. Sounds harsh, I know, but it's not like she can go get an office job. She can't even work in Home Depot; they drug test.
So far it looks like Mischa's once promising movie career will never rise above direct-to-DVD, but at least she'll make enough to cop a bag of weed now and then. She and her sister must be costing their parents a fortune in drivers, though.
