Age-appropriate AliDid I say "they"? I meant SHE. Has anyone else noticed that when she's not grimacing for the camera the corners of her mouth are pulled down to her jawline? It's because she's screaming inside, people.
While big sis Lindsay parties like a coke whore, Ali's mom is working hard on making her reality show a hit. That means she's calling Lindsay at all hours begging her to appear on the show; it's the only reason E! agreed to the show, and if she can't produce the real star, she's toast. But Lindsay (with her father's very public backing) has wisely stayed away. She's even gone so far as to make her mother leave a party she was hosting because Mom had her camera crew with her. Oh, yeah, and because she was too orange. The momager has now turned her wrath on 14-year-old Ali, placing her on the fast track to stardom ... and/or rehab, whichever comes first.
Doesn't look a day over 35
