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What Has Sarah Larson Done To My Clooney? Step Away From The Dark Side, George!

He must be free!!He must be free!!I am a firm believer in giving everyone the benefit of the doubt, but I may not be the most unbiased party here; you all know how much I love my Clooney. There's just something about a man so devastatingly sexy yet playfully modest, a lover of legendary charms ... can it be true that he's been tamed by this ... this mud-wrestling beverage handler?

I'm sure she's a very nice girl. Other than tales of her trying to manipulate George into a commitment by planting engagement rumors, I've never heard a truly bad thing about Sarah. There's been a lot of cattiness and innuendo about her professional history, but I think that's just more jealousy than anything else. We hate her because she's got our Clooney and she's got obvious marital aspirations.

Some guys just don't belong married - Owen Wilson, for one, and definitely George. I say Sarah should just let George be George before he gets all Patrick McDermott on us. Just do as the others have before you: enjoy it while it lasts, and leave it the way you found it.

 
 

 

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