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Still Furious At British Airways, Naomi Campbell Decides to Pay Richard Branson A Special Visit

This is going to hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt meThis is going to hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt meImagine having a pissed-off, 8-foot-tall Naomi-zon knocking on your door - your only hope is to outrun her. She has the strength of three large men when happy; when angry, that strength increases exponentially until objects fly out of her hand uncontrollably.

Naomi is actually filming a guest spot on Ugly Betty. Only a handful of extras and assistants were harmed during the making of that segment, but the network didn't mind. Since the writer's strike ended, Betty's numbers have dropped faster than Lindsay Lohan's pants. (Ironically enough, Lindsay is also allegedly in negotiations for a limited recurring role on the show.)

What's next for Naomi? Presumably a lot of travel by boat and train. Although still quite capable of ruling the catwalk, Naomi can afford to pick and choose the select projects that interest her. She's also been traveling and pushing to get her right nipple recognized by the United Nations, but she hasn't had much luck - even the left nipple wants nothing to do with the right's aggressive agenda.

 

Noami looks fabulous in that

Noami looks fabulous in that baseball uniform! She's awesome! I Love her!

 

 

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