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Blake Incarcerated Cannot Bear Amy's Beauty, Plots Golden Parachute Escape Into His Lover's Arms

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?!?Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?!?I mean, really. How could he even look at another woman?

Mr. Winehouse hasn't been idle while his wife has been hanging out with Mark and Blake and Alex and Mick and singlehandedly supporting the drug and tabloid industries. After selling all the pictures of Amy he could to support his habit, he's done the next best thing: he's found a replacement.

At his most recent court date, it was a mystery blonde who whispered "I love you" to Slug Boy. According to The Sun, the pair have been discussing how they're going to clean Amy's clock and then ride off into the sunset together. Blake is planning to ask for a multi-million-dollar payoff to walk away from the marriage. He's said to have told the blonde that he'll "leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams." What a gonad.

Will Amy finally get up the nerve to end her destructive marriage? When Blake was first incarcerated everyone hoped that she would want to get clean without his influence, but she's gone from bad to worse and isn't even capable of working anymore. Her hair is falling out, her teeth are rotting and she's aged 20 years in the last six months. She looks like she hasn't eaten a healthy meal in at least that long, and she's taken to walking around in her underwear. Does she have to shave her head and wear big, dirty brown boots to finally get some help?

 
 

 

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