Best of both worlds?If this is what drinking barley milk instead of soy or cow's milk will do for you, I'd be looking into conversion and electrolysis.
The Cruise family was in New York City this week after Dad's grueling two-day interview with Oprah. After the couch-jumping debacle of the first show, Suri wasn't about to take any chances. Audience members said that neither she nor Katie were there, but that's only because she was smart enough to stay out of sight while beaming mind-control waves into her father's brain. She was also clever enough to leave Mommy bound and gagged in the office under the stairs. That way if Daddy screwed up again he wouldn't have Mommy to blame. It's never his fault when things go wrong.
Tom's carefully orchestrated image therapy seems to be going well. A lot of visitors to his new TomCruise.com website have been impressed with its layout and sleek production, including highlights from many of his greatest successes. Interestingly enough, not a single word is said anywhere about Scientology, Lord Xenu or elevator shoes.
Tom may even have won back the heart of Sumner Redstone, who said he wouldn't oppose Tom returning to reprise his MI role in yet another tired sequel.
Mature Suri Cruise looks
Mature Suri Cruise looks like Parker Posey.
Oh boy, thanks for the
Oh boy, thanks for the nightmares!!