A more fitting shirt was never madeAnd now her steady fall-back, Vince "Pudgier By the Minute" Vaughn, is no longer available - he's reportedly been recruited for threesome duty by none other than the Butterscotch Stallion himself. Guess that means the Cox-Arquettes can count on their third wheel for vacation again this year.
Soon-to-be-spinster Maniston was on cloud nine after her amorous little weekend with bi-coastal (and possibly bisexual, if you believe Perez) John Mayer. While her publicists were trying to capitalize on what Mayer considered little more than a notch in his condom dispenser, Jen told all her friends she's in love and began that important first step in driving him away before the warm spot gets cold.
Mayer, on the other hand, continued his meat puppet tour of the New York nightclub scene by hanging out at 1Oak with man slut Adam Levine, where he was seen "all over some blond girl". He also candidly admitted his tryst with Aniston, saying in essence that a man's got to live his life, and a man's got to do what a man's got to do. Will he see her again? Probably. If she's anywhere near as desperate as Jessica Simpson was, he can probably milk at least six months out of this before she wises up.
