What a crispy critter she is. Mischa was always happy to show everyone her titties so they wouldn't look at her lower end. Now we know why.
I may never eat cottage cheese againPoor little Batface. See how she scowls at the photographer who snapped topless pictures of her sunbathing in Australia. This same photographer warned her that where she was laying out was not a private area, and she could be easily seen and photographed. He suggested a more private area for her to air her lanky chest, and told her if she chose to remain in the more public area he would in fact photograph her. Guess what? She remained and he got his money shot.
Wouldn't ya know it? Afterwards Mischa had harsh words about the photographer who was kind enough to warn her yet smart enough to make money from her stupidity. She claimed she went to a secluded island to enjoy some sun when she was ambushed; he claims she was in "broad public view ... where hundreds of boats go through every day" and no stealth was necessary. That doesn't surprise me. How many pictures have we seen of this nitwit puffing a joint in broad daylight? A cop could be tapping on her window and she'd just keep puffin' away. She may not be able to act, but she sure is a world class stoner.
