Beat this, sisRemember when Ashlee was more famous than Pete, and Papa Joe could afford to dismiss him as a deviant? Those days are long gone, but Ashlee still knows how to milk a rumor for every ounce of publicity. Is she pregnant? Did she get more work done? Or is she just wearing a good bra? No one's sure, not even Pete. He still doesn't know how the hell he got into this mess. All he wanted was a really good assistant he could f**k.
He's got all that and more now, according to reports that say that the couple is definitely getting married this weekend somewhere on the Left Coast, and that Ashlee is "100% pregnant". Jessica will be the Maid of Honor; Tony will be lining up the jello shots and priming the beer bong. While she's been publicly professing happiness for her little sis, Jessica is said to be insanely jealous of her sister's wedding and family plans. She called Tony her future husband in a recent interview with Glamour and seems hell-bent on racing her sister to the altar before Papa Joe can chase away her last chance at love. Daisy will never let her live it down.
