Get it done, Dad. Use a stepstool if you can't reach!Don't make her repeat herself. Forget all you've heard; Suri's the real puppetmaster at the Church of SignYourLifeAway. Suri's latest tantrums have been because Mom and Dad haven't produced a sibling for her to enlighten and mold into superior beings. With all the money Dad has given the church you'd think the entire family would be in the "free and clear", to coin a phrase, but that's hardly the case. Connor and Isabel have been getting reprogrammed for the last few months, only being seen in public this past weekend after months out of the spotlight.
Will Katie rise to the occasion yet again? She's been looking a little gaunt and washed out lately; it makes you wonder if she's a willing participant in all this, or is somehow being kept prisoner by a short little man with no friends and an unlimited line of credit. She tried to run away (26 miles!) but he was waiting for her at the finish line. He'll never let her leave with Suri, and she could never leave her behind, so things will stay the same, with each enjoying all the amenities of first class living ... in their his-and-her suites. As in they don't sleep in the same room, never mind same bed. Are you getting the creeps yet?
