It's nothing to laugh about, Mr. McCain!Don't they know about his wife? I hear she used to be quite the pill popper. Then again, so was Kitty Dukakis, and ... well, perhaps that wasn't the best example.
Yes, folks, prescription drug abuse is rampant in our society today, but John McCain had absolutely nothing to do with it. He's just the victim of an unfortunately-placed banner ad. In other words, it was too cheap and too easy to pass up on a slow news day.
Of course, everyone's heard about McCain's lightning-quick temper and angry outbursts, but that doesn't necessarily make him a bad Presidential candidate, just a cranky one. All the same, if he calls looking for me, just take a message. I'll be hiding in the gun cabinet.
