OC stands for Oscillating Cow. Watch me spin!Mischa is eager to explain her absence from the Cannes photo circuit. It wasn't that she was embarrassed by the lesbian kiss movie; it was these crazy villagers who kept chasing her with a pail and a milking stool. They just couldn't believe that saggy bags like that weren't up to the task; with her ass and thighs she'd be a great birthing cow.
Sadly, even this unexpected fate will have to wait for Mischa, who needs to find some paying work soon if she expects to swill champagne and smoke pot in public all the live long day. She better hurry before the front end starts looking like the rear, and she ends up barbecue fodder.
