Oh. My. God. I hope it doesn't fall on us.
Brad and his golden girl were dumbfounded. They checked the calendar for a lunar eclipse. They checked with the local astronomy club about incoming meteors. But no, it was just Mommy going to the bathroom. Again.
Angelina is just HUGE lately. I thought JLo was immense before she dropped the Dragon Tales twins, but Angie dwarfs that easily. Are they sure there's twins in there? It looks big enough for at least three babies. Hell, it looks big enough to graze a herd of sheep on.
One thing's for sure: the babies won't lack for nourishment. Angie changed her bikini top on the terrace of her super mansion yesterday, and her feed bags look good to go. I'm just not so sure about Brad. That boy looks really tired lately. Chasing four little kids around all day will do that to you.
