Animal, mineral or vegetable?Wait a minute. You mean that thing can actually breed?!?
No matter how hard she tries, Paris cannot be like Nicole. Once her trusty sidekick and drinking buddy, Nicole now lives the sweet life of stay-at-home mom. Despite Paris trying to derail their love with reports of Lindsay sweating Joel in a club, they seem to be sticking together. Nicole's happiness is just killing Paris, so she wants to start her own family ... just not this second.
Paris told Heat Magazine that she wants to have a baby next year. She's been telling everyone she can that she's madly in love with Benji and wants to get married (Jessica Simpson could tell her that's a lousy technique), and she wants to pencil in another little Madden before Nicole has another.
I just can't see Paris as a mother. This is the girl who puts her lap dogs in the closet and then forgets about them, leaving a gruesome little surprise for the cleaning lady. And how can someone who allegedly owns 18 dogs bring a newborn baby into her home? This isn't a Balenciaga bag or a pair of Manolos; I think she's got some growing up to do before she's ready for that. Then again, it didn't stop her mother from having a family.
