Enjoy it while it lastsWhat, did she think because she's got a brain that she wouldn't get dumped, too? He dumps them all, Jen, and he'll drop you, too. He can't help it; he just gets bored. It's just that they're throwing more kitty at him than he'd ever humanly be able to use, but that doesn't mean he should stop trying. He swears to leave no ho unturned. I swear he's a douche and a pig.
The unlucky in love Jennifer doesn't see things quite the same way, and is like a giddy schoolgirl. Sources are even saying that Jen is now backdating the relationship, saying they've been secretly seeing each other for three months already, and she's only going public now because she realizes it's not just a fling. It's never just a fling when he's got a magical thing.
But can she hang on to him? She scored big when she married Brad Pitt, considered the eligible bachelor in Hollywood at the time, only to lose him to a more lush and fertile co-star. Since then she's dated scores of delectable hunks (and one chubby drunk), but they always seem to move on. Will she be able to break her streak and settle down again? Probably not, but she'll be able to entertain her girlfriends for years with the play-by-plays.
