Someone call Nanny 911!But we all knew that. Hell, I'm sure even Benji knows it by now. Every time Auntie Paris comes over she breaks out in hives and upchucks her lunch. Nicole has just about had it.
And maybe Benji has, too, although no one has confirmed anything. In the past couple of months, Paris has reportedly thrown herself at soccer star Christian Ronaldo (who allegedly ignored her orange wonkiness) and has also been spending a great deal of time with MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe (Tom knew better apparently).
When not giving the gift of Valtrex, Wonky and her hyperkinetic taco are seeking immortality ... in the form of a comic book superhero. That's right. Paris is working with Spider Man creator Stan Lee to make a cartoon parody of herself. "I'd love to be invisible - that would be fun!" Somehow I find that hard to believe. Invisible is what happened to her surplus Chihuahuas when she stuffed them in closets and forgot about them.
