Little legs, big, big eyes... if midgets wear boxers or briefs. The pap-savvy Miss Panty Ears is one smooth little operator. I don't think you'll ever see a nip slip or gondola-induced flash from this girl. I used to think that she would one day self-destruct like other starlets before her, but now I'm not so sure. Sadly, I'd lay odds that Mom would have a meltdown before Hayden would.
The way paparazzi seem so intent on getting that money shot from a girl who's barely of legal age is troubling. It is an assault when a group of pushy men try to stick cameras up your skirt or over your shoulder. A woman of any age would find this kind of ambush traumatic and offensive - unless it's intentional. Repeat offenders of the "unintentional" slip are always suspect that way. Hey, I know if pictures of my naked hoo-hoo were all over the internet I'd be damn sure I kept that shit covered the next time I went out. Especially if I was getting my drunk on.
And so the littlest Hero has outwitted the paps yet again. Truth be told, the blocked shot really had nothing to do with her smarts; it's just that she's only like three feet tall, and they couldn't get the cameras that low. And once she jumped out of the car, the curb was up to her knees so the shot was ruined.
