Please hire meMischa Barton is a morceau étant de merde. When she first got popped she claimed that her DUI was a momentary lapse in judgment and that she didn't have a drinking problem. Instead, it was announced that her little sister, Hania, was seeking treatment for her addiction to pain killers. Which she never shared with her big sister, right? Do you think the parents got a two-for-one discount?
Well, apparently Hania shared a lot more with her sister: Mischa is now revealing (because her career is deader than a doormat) that she secretly entered rehab after her arrest, but only to please the court. Since her case was adjourned, Mischa has wasted little time in getting and staying continually wasted. She got so f***ed up recently that her boyfriend ditched her in the bar after she fell on her ass.
Said boyfriend has had enough of her saggy, sloppy ass and has broken things off. Mischa and her nobody, "rocker" Taylor Locke, reportedly had a very part-time relationship - they only got together to party a couple days a week - and when they took an extended trip together they argued constantly. Mischa's people will say she broke up with him, but you know she's probably drunk-dialing him as we speak. Loser, loser, loser.
