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Life With Alba Part I: Apple Not Falling Far From Tree, But Is It From Pottery Barn?

Striking resemblance Wow. Look at the pusses on those two. Cash Warren must be the happiest man in the world. He's a lucky dude. I bet you wish you could wake up to a face like that.

Jessica Alba is really not one of my favorite people, as I think I might have mentioned previously. Once or twice. But Honor is a beautiful little baby, and Jessica has her dressed beautifully. (Note that I didn't say that Jessica dressed her that way herself. Even babies have stylists, y'know.)

Lainey wrote a recent blind item that made me think of Jessica. It's a really juicy little teaser about the modern mom who has banned baby bottles from the house. And how is she feeding said child? Well, she's not. That's what the nannies are for - she has absolutely zero involvement in her "long-awaited" baby's care and nurturing.

It may seem like I'm picking on the Alba, but really, when was the last time any of us saw Cash Warren? I mean, think about it, people.

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