Will sideboob for foodYes, Lindsay, they are big, but they are heading south faster than the stock market. For God's sake, woman, put on a bra!!
Boobs will only get you so far. Now that Lindsay has "settled down" with her lover Sam, she feels like she's got things to say. Crazier yet, she thinks people want to hear her philosophies.
In a recent MySpace rant, the barely-closeted lesbian felt an overwhelming need to express her "Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress" over the bloodthirsty, unqualified and allegedly homophobic Sarah Palin. Oddly, enough, Lindsay also felt the need to clarify that she's not against Palin as a woman or a mother. Now that makes sense, coming from the child of someone who chose to abuse various substances with her daughter. Next to White Oprah anyone would look like a saint.
But just in case the boobs and the political speech didn't get her enough press this week, Lindsay chose to go Kanye on the paps Sunday night, punching a guy in the nose because she thought he tripped her. Maybe if she could actually see her feet past those blown-out chesticles she could walk safely.
