Drunk on the hoofOh, those hairy heifers. Given a cakewalk slap-on-the-wrist punishment for DUI, something even Mischa Barton could do, and the big lummox almost f***ed it up. Maybe loser runs in the family like big ... bones and uni-brows.
Khloe had an appearance in court for a progress hearing on her DUI case. She was ordered to go to drug and alcohol classes, and hasn't bothered to stay up on it. While the court wasn't specific, they said she "missed more than one". Khloe stomped her hooves in protest, saying that she shouldn't be penalized for a stupid school that schedules classes on holidays or overbooks and runs out of seats. In other words, she's not responsible for being unable to read a calendar or showing up half an hour late. Which you know she did. Probably hungover and still half-drunk from the night before and wearing some other large man's shirt.
Luckily for her, the judge didn't feel like steer roping so he gave her until November 17 to complete the classes and put in a day at the morgue in LA, just like Blohan did. Will she make it? Sure, if they remember to shake a bucket of grain and call, "Here, bossy!"
