Squeak, squeak, creak, creakThey do have a lot in common. They're both blond. They're both ... trashy, tacky and in love with the camera. And they both have a bad case of the wonk - just in different areas.
Paris and Jodie were both photographed this past week in what seems to be identical leather bustiers and pants. Paris looks a lot paler, yet shinier, if such a thing is possible. And as usual she brought her wonky left eye, although you can't see it in this picture. Jodie, overly orange as usual, brought her stringy, over-processed hair and, although it's not as prominent as usual, her wonky left tit. Depending on the angle that thing sometimes appears to be twice the size of its right-side twin. Maybe it's the way she sleeps. Maybe one gets mashed around more than the other. Is that what happened to Paris' left eye? If so, what exactly was she mashing into it? Never mind. Some things are better left unsaid.
So who do you think pulls off the leather bitch look best? One thing is for sure: we can put all that talk of a Paris boob job to rest. That girl is lost without her super duper push-up bra. But then again, aren't we all?
