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Rachael Ray Talked So Much She Hurt Her Throat, But Still She Won't Shut Up

Assuming the position that got her where she is todayAssuming the position that got her where she is todayGawd! The sound of that voice makes my ears want to curl closed. Even a Dunkin Donuts commercial is too long to hear that raspy donkey bray. If I wanted to hear that I'd tour the Grand Canyon.

Apparently Rachael's doctors feel the same. After finding a node near her larynx they scheduled surgery to remove it before the end of the year, and ordered her to remain silent for two months in order for it to heal properly. The former chain-smoking control freak not only refuses, but says that anyone who says she has to shut up is just jealous. Or something like that.

The National Enquirer, known for its searing, in-depth reports about celebrity medical crises and the pinpoint medical accuracy within, says that while the growth has been diagnosed as benign, danger to Ray's career still exists if she doesn't follow her doctor's orders. They don't know Rachael. It's the doctors who'll be in deep shit if they don't follow her orders. She is not to be trifled with. Look at the way she interrupts and talks over her guests on her new talk show. Do you really think she'll be silenced by a silly little lump in her throat? She'll just swallow harder. It's worked for her this far.

 
 

 

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