I'm off to the bathroom to do a few more lines!Duh. (No, she didn't really say that. She's afraid she'll have to share.)
Poor Ali. Brainwashed by a greedy mother into thinking she wanted to be famous, she strapped on that padded push-up bra and the kneepad leggings, learned how to apply make-up like a 40-year-old divorcee and hit the street. She really tried, but it's just not happenin'.
The momager was desperate. How could she continue to live in the extravagant style her older daughter once financed if this one washes out? That stupid reality show was over before she even paid off her ... outstanding debts. What to do? Simple. Make shit up.
White Oprah craftily planted a story with the tabloids about Johnny Wright wanting to help Ali become a star. Johnny works with the Jonas Brothers, Ciara and Justin Timberlake, to name a few. I guess she thought a little white lie would open doors. Dina thinks a little white changes everything. Trouble is, Wright doesn't. Not only did he not appreciate Dina dropping his name, he made it clear in no uncertain terms that he never has and never will want to talk to the Lohans. Way to go, Mom. Maybe you can get her another meeting with the porn producer.
