Sticky & Sweet vs. Tacky & BeatMadonna would never dream of working with Lindsay for three good reasons: She drinks. She smokes. She does drugs. Madge never associates with people of that ilk.
At the Raising Malawi benefit in NYC last week, Blohan (minus her little Gollum Boy) did her best to get her Madgesty's attention - she even wore her hair the same way. Look at this side-by-side; it's so hard to tell the real 50-year-old from the burnt out 22-year-old. Actually I think Madge looks younger.
Despite Lindsay's most desperate efforts, Madonna made a pointed effort to avoid her, and looked less than thrilled to be photographed with her. Maybe she was worried all that orange spray tan would rub off on her.
Oddly enough, a rumor began to circulate that Madonna would be recording a song with Lindsay. It sounded suspiciously similar to the fib planted by some middle-aged coke whore about Ali Lohan working with famed producer Johnny Wright. Madge had more decency to shoot Blohan down the way Johnny did Ali, but I wouldn't count on any collaborations between the two any time soon.
