Ovary killing pipeCan you imagine the power hits from that thing? Matt's a regular stoner, so after an hour or so he was able to get up and find his clothes, but Nicole is still wandering around the outback, raiding kitchens and prank-texting her husband.
Actually, that's not a bong. It's not even the big pipe the Ricola guy uses in that commercial. It's a didgeridoo, a traditional Aboriginal instrument. Nicole tooted on it to promote her dismal new film, Australia, and reportedly has made herself infertile because of it. There's no word on what it will do to Matt. He's hoping for longer arms, but I just bet his babymama is hoping something else will grow ... 
Not an ovary in sight
