Dolly won't save you now!Other than his last name, just what exactly is this guy's claim to fame? The son of Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner and Linda Thompson, who was Elvis' girlfriend when he died, Brody has done absolutely nothing significant in his life other than appear on The Hills, which means he hasn't done shit. He's a 25-year-old perpetual adolescent.
So how does such a himbo get his own show? I'm not sure, but perhaps it has something to do with the technique shown here. Note the predatory stance and death grip he has on his victim, who may appear to be laughing, but is really screaming inside. Even John Mayer has a better bedside manner. Hell, even the Piven can do better.
Piss poor reality shows like The Hills have taken a beating in the ratings this year. Maybe that's because the novelty has worn off, and now the genre's pure suck is shining through. A clown like Brody wouldn't last a day in the real world, but that's OK; Mommy and Daddy's money will keep him in the style to which he is accustomed.
