Heh-heh, we look cool, manThis guy is shameless. For all of his whining about wanting to live a normal life he sure likes to be in front of the cameras. Only trouble is, nobody clued him in to the fact that only douches wear shit like that. Don't believe me? Google Adnan Galib; they could be soul brothers.
But Jon didn't take Hailey to Mexico for cheap scrip's and donkey sex shows. He took his barely old enough to vote little lady to France to hang out on Christian Audigier's yacht. Apparently the designer has hired Jon on in some capacity to work on the Ed Hardy line. No word on what, if any, designing experience the dad of eight may have, but he can probably wing it with that line.
Apparently Jon's no stranger to winging it. Rumors are just coming out that he was behind all the negative rumors about his soon-to-be ex-wife Kate, who we all love to hate. Does that mean he made up all the shit about the bodyguard or just broke the news? It's hard to say, but I think it's safe to say that Kate would be more at home on vacation with Adnan. There are no good guys in this story, just innocent children.
