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Not what it seemsHuh. Could be both, I guess. If you're a porn actress, whether it's "soft core" or balls-to-the-wall fists of fury has anyone seen the cat kinda freaky, pleasure is your business. Maybe Eddie is sick of not making any money on his movies and wants more bang for his buck. Or buck for his bang. Again, they could be one and the same.

Regardless of motive, Eddie was seen out on the town with one Maya Gilbert, described by the folks at Bossip as a "Skinemax soft core actress". There's no word on what, if any, relationship the two have, but she doesn't seem his type. We all know Eddie loves his tuckers. Maybe he thought a nice beard would be good for his image.

TinsleyAnd as you may have guessed her new show High Society is turning out to have an ironic title very quickly. Tinsley Mortimer is a girl who decided she would be the next New York socialite when she married her now ex-husband Topper Mortimer, heir to the Standard Oil fortune, (how much do you love these names? Are they names? are they types of wood furninshings? Guessing is half the fun?!) Anyway, smart Tinsley (following right in Paris's footsteps) decided she would have a camera crew (and writers) guide her fresh start as a single lady who I think is of course embarking on some sort of fashion career. Her new life is full of great characters that are definitely going to steal the show from her because they are just appalling human beings which as we all know is the perfect ingredient for viewer addiction (that and puppies rolling around.) For example. her best friend Jules Kirby said she wouldn't want to be friends with fat people, gays, blacks or Jews but she would like to work at the U.N. Or there is Paul Johnson Caleron (PJC) who thros his drink in a woman;s face in the first episode. When the police come he escapes in his limo and keeps partying. Classy. So basically we are looking at a younger version of The Real Housewives of New York with probably equal amounts of crazy (though I don't know. Ramona is pretty hard to top. She called herself an older Cameron Diaz) but more blond hair. The show will follow another sophisticated show all about classy ladies called America's Next Top Model tonight on the CW. Did the CW really think there was some kind of fake blond socialite void on the network?

Kristen and Robert in scene from EclipseI am not really sure what the point of this is except that thousands of teenage girls are probably watching this on their phones right now before 7th period. Only the Twilight series could release a 10-second clip and have people actually care. However, a longer trailer (maybe 30 seconds) will be released tomorrow apparently. From what I can tell in the 10 seconds Edward still loves Bella and so does Jacob (who is still shirtless by the way) and she again looks torn and is still wearing a hoodie.

Miley on Teen VogueOr this is what she said while posing for the cover of Teen Vogue. Miley is promoting her new film "The Last Song" which co-stars Greg Kinnear and her new boyfriend Liam Hemsworth who is even taller than what Sarah Jessica Parker calls the amazonian Miley Cyrus. She said a bunch of silly things but looked cute with her long straight hair. Here is what Miley told the magazine:

On Meeting Liam: "He's really tall. I thought, Either I'm going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow."
On Her Music: "The more I make music that doesn't truly inspire me, the more I feel like I'm blending in with everyone else. So after this next album, I'm taking some time off."
On Her Relationship With Liam: "I think we're both deeper than normal people-what they think and how they feel. He's very grateful for what he has, but he doesn't let it go to his head. I'm like that too." Miley and Liam

I'll wait for you ... in the closetNobody sets off my gaydar like Ryan Seacrest. He could go out with a different, pathetic fame-hungry girl every night of the week, and I'm sure he does. That doesn't mean diddly; Ryan Seacrest is just another guy who wouldn't leave home without his beard. He's not fooling anyone and should just get a good shave already.

But I digress. Can you believe that Seacrest actually had a stalker? Unfortunately for the unlucky in love little mogul, his stalker was the stabbing kind, and had been arrested for coming at the littlest Idol with a knife. The crazy dude plead guilty to felony stalking today and will likely be sentenced to two years in jail and be ordered to stay away from Ryan for ten years. See? It pays to be rich and famous. Go to any battered women's shelter and see if they got a deal that sweet.