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Carey on VogueBut don't hold your breath for her to play some cheeky British exchange student because the Glee folks told her she wasn't famous enough for a cameo. They prefer the likes of John Stamos. Besides being an extremely busy film actress Carey also found time to lend her voice to a few tracks on the new Belle & Sebastian album. She has two films coming out within months of eachother including the hughly anticipated Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps and the less anticipated Never Let You Go (it looks good but also like everyone who watches it is going to want to kill themselves afterwards but on the bright side Keira Knightly and Carey kiss of course). Anyway Carey opened up to the October issue of Vogue about acting, fashion and why she will never get "scary skinny." Yeah Carey. You are a real cow.

On wanting a guest spot on Glee:: “I want to be in Glee, but I’m told I’m not famous enough to be a cameo yet.”

Even now cannot escape his fatherWill somebody please muzzle Joe Jackson? His latest line of crap is that he had to beat his children to keep them out of gangs. Everyone knows he only beat them when they didn't make enough money for him. I think gang life would have been a welcome respite from life in Joe's house.

What's going on here is really tragic. Joe Jackson tormented the shit out of Michael his entire life. Adding insult to injury, he also had his hand out to him, demanding MIchael support him as he'd always done. It got so bad that Michael cut off all contact with his father, but it was no use, as Mama Katherine allowed Joe to manipulate her so he could still enjoy the lifestyle he has no right enjoying. That Joe Jackson was excluded from his son's estate was no accident or oversight, but Joe will be God-damned if anyone thinks he's gonna take that lying down. He thinks Michael would have been nothing without him, and he may be right, but at least Michael would have had a chance at a normal, happy life.

No, sillies, that's NOT Anna in the pictureSay what you will about Anna Wintour, but there's a reason she's been at the helm of Vogue for a 30-some-odd years. Nobody knows style better, and nobody can see through a poseur faster than Anna.

Anna was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and talked about her encounter with the talented yet ridiculously overwrought Gaga at her annual Costume Institute Gala. She found Gaga backstage "praying to God to let her start the performance." Anna, famous for her inability to suffer a food, gladly or otherwise, gave Jimmy the ol' "BITCH, PLEASE" eye-roll as she told the story, too. Priceless. Who knows? Maybe Gaga's wackiness stems from her "occasional" cocaine use. Everybody knows that powder will make you crazy.

I think Lady Gaga should worry more about her music and less about her elaborate costumes and epic performance pieces. Already her songs are kinda sounding the same. People often compare Gaga to Madonna, but Madge would completely reinvent herself every couple of years, with all new looks and completely different music. I think Gaga is more smoke and mirrors; she would do well to take a few pages from Madge's playbook instead of trying to outdo her. It'll never happen. Shit, Madge's 14-year-old daughter Lourdes has more style in her little finger than Gaga has in her entire closet.

I guess pink's better than orange any day, right? OK, seriously, Pink Taco is the name of the restaurant chain that Harry Morton's family runs. Get your minds out of the gutter, people. Then again, the Spinster's all oompa-loompa, too, so maybe he likes 'em orange. There's just no accounting for taste.

Ahh, but we all know taste has nothing to do with the men Maniston dates. Their fees are probably pro-rated by the amount of publicity they can generate. Over the last month her spin doctors have been planting rumors about her dating all kinds of guys, married, single and imaginary, to try to get suckers into the theaters to watch her latest loserHarry the hottie: Is he broke? flick. Even the mention of John Mayer possibly coming in for a nostalgia f**k failed to rouse the public's interest.

Enter the sweet young thang that is Harry Morton - I thought he was hot when Lindsay had him. Then Kimberly Stewart tried to abduct him and eat his brains for a while, but he somehow managed to escape and he's been living a quieter life since then. At least until now. If he becomes Jen's latest rent-a-date he can kiss that quieter life behind ... at least until his contract runs out. Then, like the others before him, he'll scamper off into the sunset with a case of Smart Water and the memories of their magical time together. I wonder if she'll make him put out. I know I would.

Lea Michele on GlamourPlus the Glee promos are starting to appear! Anyway, Lea looks pretty cute on the October issue of Glamour. It may have to do with the fact that she weighs five pounds now even though she claims she never diets and eats whatever she wants. Well Lea you can eat whatever you want when you dance all day on a show and then ride around on a bike in circles all day on the lot. Lea always doesn't care much about fashion (so then that Oscar de la Renta dress you wore to the Emmy's was just hanging in your closet) and the Glee cast is her L.A. family. Can we say anti-diva PR campaign anyone? I mean she pretty much admitted that she was friends with Amber Riley because they both have "big personalities" which as we all know is code for diva who wants her M&M's seperated by color and someone on staff who is only there to provide her with Diet Coke. Oh well. The promos for Season 2 of Glee are starting to surface and they are looking pretty fun. Though with the show not winning the Emmy, could this be the beginning of the Glee downward spiral? Could it become the next Ugly Betty?

On which cast member she was surprised to be friends with: “Amber Riley. We’re both big personalities, and you definitely would think we’d bump heads. But she has taught me more about myself than anyone. She inspires me, she protects me, she makes me laugh, she tells me not to take myself so seriously. She’s my Mama Amber.”