Profoundly disturbed, possibly diseasedLet's face it. You haven't been a good role model. Refresh my memory: How old was Lindsay when you started carrying her stash for her? 12, 13? Just look at her menacing Nicole's baby daddy! She obviously learned her sense of entitlement from you, the Un-Rockette. Did you teach her how to steal from friends, too?
This morning's NY Post has the story of Lauren Hastings, who says Lindsay stole thousands in clothing out of her closets when she was out of town last year. I remember this story from Buzznet; it didn't make it to the mainstream media until now, in light of Lindsay's new mink coat scandal. Lauren saw a golden opportunity, called her publicist and scored an interview on Inside Edition. She also called the cops when it happened, but they found insufficient evidence to prosecute, even though "(w)itnesses ... told investigators that Lohan handed bags of clothes to bodyguard Jazman Bennett, who hauled the loot away."
cast of Brideshead RevisitedIt is the film musty old historians have been waiting for since they lost their copy of the 18-hour mini-series version of "Brideshead Revisted." Or rather their VCR probably broke and they are too cheap and intellectual to buy the DVD. Anyway, "Brideshead Revisted" based on the beloved Evelyn Waugh novel, is the classic story of poor but extremely hot boy meets rich but closeted homosexual rich boy, poor boy falls for life of grandeur, rich boy falls for poor boy, poor boy falls for rich boy's extremely seductive sister, servants mutter under their breaths. "Brideshead" was pretty much the pre-cursor to "Match Point" and it even features Matthew Goode. Goode played the rich, aloof brother in "Match Point" but here he plays the mesmerized poor boytoy. Throw in Emma Thompson as the puppet master Lady Marchmain and some unknown but lovely British actors and you've got another sleeper hit on your hands, very much in the style of "Remains of the Day." Matthew Goode is always excellent (his career has been good ever since his debut in the awful "Chasing Liberty") and if it has half the prim yet powerful sex appeal of Atonement I would say we are in for a fun ride.
Often called the dumbest person on TV, the conservative part of the View, Hasselbeck shows off Grandma's Bikini - (six months after the birth of her second child).
The nutty right-winger said: "I finally told myself ... 'I've got some curves, I've got a bubble butt, but I don't mind, because it's what powers me forward when I run.' " - It's very Run, Forest Run...
Sounds like they might needed to rework that Fitness Magazine tagline, which caught our eye.
It promises: "mind, body, spirit" - we'll give her body and spirit...but mind?
She added that she ran to get back in shape (to drop that baby weight), but on the cover promises 'without dieting'...hmmm, still not conviced about her tiny-brain-powers....check out this recent clip:
What a crispy critter she is. Mischa was always happy to show everyone her titties so they wouldn't look at her lower end. Now we know why.
I may never eat cottage cheese againPoor little Batface. See how she scowls at the photographer who snapped topless pictures of her sunbathing in Australia. This same photographer warned her that where she was laying out was not a private area, and she could be easily seen and photographed. He suggested a more private area for her to air her lanky chest, and told her if she chose to remain in the more public area he would in fact photograph her. Guess what? She remained and he got his money shot.
Wouldn't ya know it? Afterwards Mischa had harsh words about the photographer who was kind enough to warn her yet smart enough to make money from her stupidity. She claimed she went to a secluded island to enjoy some sun when she was ambushed; he claims she was in "broad public view ... where hundreds of boats go through every day" and no stealth was necessary. That doesn't surprise me. How many pictures have we seen of this nitwit puffing a joint in broad daylight? A cop could be tapping on her window and she'd just keep puffin' away. She may not be able to act, but she sure is a world class stoner.
A more fitting shirt was never madeAnd now her steady fall-back, Vince "Pudgier By the Minute" Vaughn, is no longer available - he's reportedly been recruited for threesome duty by none other than the Butterscotch Stallion himself. Guess that means the Cox-Arquettes can count on their third wheel for vacation again this year.
Soon-to-be-spinster Maniston was on cloud nine after her amorous little weekend with bi-coastal (and possibly bisexual, if you believe Perez) John Mayer. While her publicists were trying to capitalize on what Mayer considered little more than a notch in his condom dispenser, Jen told all her friends she's in love and began that important first step in driving him away before the warm spot gets cold.
Mayer, on the other hand, continued his meat puppet tour of the New York nightclub scene by hanging out at 1Oak with man slut Adam Levine, where he was seen "all over some blond girl". He also candidly admitted his tryst with Aniston, saying in essence that a man's got to live his life, and a man's got to do what a man's got to do. Will he see her again? Probably. If she's anywhere near as desperate as Jessica Simpson was, he can probably milk at least six months out of this before she wises up.
