Looks like it won't be long until we see another crazy email from Lindsay Lohan ranting about Al Gore or Xenu or something. The often nonsensical starlette gave an interview to Allure Magazine, reports Page Six, in which she ranted about her friends not being safe without her protection.
But that's the boring part. We're used to homegirl making batty statements that only make sense if it's 1998 and you're a college freshman who's just dropped three pills of E on a Tuesday afternoon for fun.
The awesome part of this interview is that she spoke out about her stint in Rehab! She stated, "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab." Ummm...do you mean that you probably would've died if you DIDN't go to rehab?
Luckily for us she's not done partying. Thank God because there's nothing we love more than watching what this crazy bitch is gonna do next!
