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Heidi Montag Reads the Bible And Thinks She'll Get An Oscar Someday.

That looks so naturalThat looks so naturalHey, it could happen. I mean, look at the way she's backing that ass all up into Spent-ser like that. There's a place for girls like that, a dimly-lit place with poor acoustics and lonely middle-aged men who will pay for what Spents is riding for free.

These two will break up as soon as the show is canceled - if they last that long - and she can pursue her real life's calling as a two-bit dancer in a third-rate titty bar. Heidi has danced all her life, "hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything," she tells Blender. She went on to talk about her career ambitions (that Oscar thing again) and shocked the reporter with her mental dexterity. Uh, yeah, right.

Spents will probably become a distributor of gay porn ... until he runs out of money, and then he'll be auditioning for parts.

 
 

 

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