Bai is sad nowBai finally learned a new trick! I'm not sure exactly what Bai Ling did to get D-List famous, but once they let her onto the red carpet, her big square nipples took over and made her an international web star. Her penchant for exposing one or both of her nipples while feigning orgasm made us all wonder what she was on, but we remembered her, and that's what counts. I guess.
Unfortunately, she's given us another reason to remember her: the two copies of Star magazine and a package of gum she tried to swipe from a shop at LAX Airport that resulted in her teary-eyed arrest. Why, Bai, why? It just doesn't make sense. Bai has always been a little silly but very market savvy. She had to know this wouldn't help her career. Unless ... she decides to go to rehab or a psych ward for her ... kleptomania! That's it! Yeah, I know, no one mentioned anything about any kleptomania, but still. How else would you explain taking two copies of the same magazine? It's obviously a cry for help, like when someone saws at their wrist with a plastic butter knife. You know they're not really in danger, they're just trying to send a message. Bai's message is that she's not really sick, she's just really lonely.
